小學(xué)生幽默笑話(huà)天天讀簡(jiǎn)介，目錄書(shū)摘

編輯推薦:幽默是一種修養，笑話(huà)是一種智慧。你不必羨慕別人風(fēng)趣幽默，也不必羨慕別人會(huì )說(shuō)笑話(huà)。當你讀完《小學(xué)生幽默笑話(huà)天天讀》這本書(shū)，也會(huì )成為人見(jiàn)人愛(ài)的開(kāi)心果。<br>

內容簡(jiǎn)介:　　幽默和笑話(huà)不僅能引人發(fā)笑，還蘊含著(zhù)一定的道理和教育意義。引導小學(xué)生讀一些幽默故事和笑話(huà)，對增長(cháng)知識、啟迪智慧、提高幽默感、培養綜合素質(zhì)是十分有益的。&nbsp;　本書(shū)上篇講述幽默故事，下篇匯集經(jīng)典笑話(huà)，適合小學(xué)生閱讀。另外，書(shū)中穿插拓展小欄目，新鮮有趣，寓教于樂(lè )。

作者簡(jiǎn)介:王艷娟，女，畢業(yè)于廊坊師范學(xué)院文學(xué)院，新聞學(xué)專(zhuān)業(yè)學(xué)士學(xué)位。大學(xué)畢業(yè)后，在北京某教育機構從事語(yǔ)言文字培訓工作。<br>

目錄:上篇幽默故事<br><br><br>第一章快樂(lè )家庭，嘻嘻哈哈少不了<br>1剃完胡子之后&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>2幫媽媽做家務(wù)&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>3收拾房間&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>4四個(gè)可愛(ài)的女兒&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>5選擇什么&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>6幫我拿杯水&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>7像個(gè)紳士&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>8應該上電視&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>9不吭聲&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>10爸爸立的規矩&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>11摳門(mén)的媽媽&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>12什么是婚姻&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>13向古人學(xué)習&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>14撒腿就跑&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>15夸爸爸兩句&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>16一張郵票&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br><br>第二章校園生活，歡聲笑語(yǔ)不斷<br>1計算機課上&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>2奇思妙想&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>3這個(gè)問(wèn)題太簡(jiǎn)單了&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>4反哺&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>5雷人的英語(yǔ)作文&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>6美術(shù)老師畫(huà)老鼠&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>7老師扔針吧&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>8真假近視眼&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>9送給老師的禮物&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>10都不洗臉了&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>11見(jiàn)招拆招&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>12談心&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>13軍訓&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>14蘇珊轉學(xué)&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>15觀(guān)看芭蕾舞表演&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>第三章民間趣事，準會(huì )讓你笑不停&nbsp;<br>1偷羊&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>2一句俏皮話(huà)&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>3農民趕驢進(jìn)城&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>4誰(shuí)撿了我的詞語(yǔ)&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>5笑什么&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>6不懂波斯文&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>7只剩智慧&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>8狼進(jìn)村怎么對付&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>9國王選駙馬&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>10罵人的詩(shī)&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>11鴨子在哪兒&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>12吝嗇的財主&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>13口袋渴了&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>14將計就計&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>第四章生活百態(tài)，令你捧腹開(kāi)懷<br>1解釋不清&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>2起訴&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br><br>3老大爺講故事&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>4點(diǎn)菜&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br><br><br>5我也吐了一口&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>6窮漢子吃草&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>7了不起的猩猩&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>8顧客說(shuō)了什么&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>9珍貴的寶貝&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>10不夠一斤&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br><br>11售貨員誤會(huì )了&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>12獨特的報仇方式&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>13老師受到的懲罰&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>14三塊招牌&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>15誰(shuí)的紐扣沒(méi)扣好&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>16沒(méi)經(jīng)驗的跳傘兵&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>第五章可愛(ài)小不點(diǎn)，&nbsp;逗你哭笑不得<br>1捉毛毛蟲(chóng)&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>2有愛(ài)心的孩子&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>3把臉也熨熨&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>4從小洞里救爸爸&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>5又濺了幾滴番茄汁&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>6就喝一元錢(qián)的&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>7愛(ài)吃零食的妮妮&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>8一撕就要考試了&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>9借爸爸&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>10算不算丟了&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>11汽車(chē)救生圈&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>12直升機&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>13拳擊比賽&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>14買(mǎi)餅&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>15槍法“真準”&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>16嚇唬阿姨&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>第六章傻人傻事，&nbsp;笑抽你沒(méi)商量<br>1修門(mén)鈴&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>2三位士兵&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>3丈夫落水&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>4輪到哥哥吹口哨了&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>5嬰兒磅秤壞了&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>6傻兒子識字&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br><br>7扔不了那么遠&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>8買(mǎi)獎券&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>9幸好不是新的&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>10船離岸還是靠岸&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>11站起來(lái)的樣子&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>12傻子過(guò)獨木橋&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br><br><br><br>13腌鴨子生的咸蛋&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br><br><br>14穿錯襪子&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>15相親&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>第七章名人幽默，非凡的搞笑事件<br>1倒著(zhù)看報紙&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>2這就是刷鍋水&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>3第一個(gè)知道下雨的人&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>4嚇走小偷&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>5巧妙的回敬&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>6令人叫絕的演講&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>7一張紙條&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>8中途溜走&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>9偉大的理想&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>10挑選房間&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>11挖苦與被挖苦&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>12誰(shuí)吃了土豆&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>13加起來(lái)的話(huà)&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>14擔心什么&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>15睡覺(jué)的觀(guān)眾&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>第八章動(dòng)物世界，搞怪行為笑不停<br>1聰明的毛驢&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>2蝸牛的遭遇&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>3狗的私房錢(qián)&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>4蚊子媽媽的叮囑&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>5青蛙親兔子&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>6誰(shuí)家的親戚吃得多&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>7蟑螂見(jiàn)世面&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>8急中生智&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>9鸚鵡的疑問(wèn)&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>10沒(méi)有犄角的“?！?amp;nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>11澳大利亞的螞蚱&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>12養不起兩只獅子&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>13誰(shuí)去取錢(qián)&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>14可憐的小狗&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>15拍賣(mài)鸚鵡&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>16想辦法變矮&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>下篇經(jīng)典笑話(huà)<br><br>第九章小小惡作劇<br>1接電話(huà)&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>2看門(mén)&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>3假扮爸爸&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>4一支牙膏的容量&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>5偷蘋(píng)果&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>6剛去過(guò)動(dòng)物園&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>7擦什么了&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>8墨水很貴重嗎&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>9扯頭發(fā)&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>10大街上叫喊的人&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>11打電話(huà)&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>12往中國人民銀行投&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>13按錯門(mén)鈴&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>14和新郎開(kāi)玩笑&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>15幫倒忙&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>16聰明的瓜農&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>17捕鼠夾上的奶酪&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>18姐姐的外套&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>19一張白紙=牛吃草&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>第十章雷死人的話(huà)語(yǔ)<br>1不叫媽媽叫太太&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>2比兒子知道得多&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>3去醫院看病&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>4五個(gè)字的答案&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>5什么風(fēng)最厲害&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br><br>6思索什么&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>7爸爸今年多大&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>8牛棚著(zhù)火了&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>9差一點(diǎn)兒就能見(jiàn)著(zhù)爸爸&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>10弟弟到哪兒去了&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br><br><br>11食指&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>12猴子越來(lái)越少&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>13誰(shuí)的爸爸厲害&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>14學(xué)以致用&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>15叔叔別怕，我沒(méi)帶槍&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>16魚(yú)是淹死的&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>17膽小的太陽(yáng)&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>18第一次去動(dòng)物園&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>19頭發(fā)與智慧&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>第十一章我是淘氣包<br>1果真是撿來(lái)的&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>2幫我看胡桃&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>3目送奶奶&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>4不打自招&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>5媽媽的生日禮物&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>6沒(méi)有零錢(qián)作酬金&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>7沒(méi)有做功課&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>8蘋(píng)果已經(jīng)睡覺(jué)了&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>9練習講話(huà)&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>10雪糕上的蒼蠅&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>11星星會(huì )“閃”&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>12應酬趣事&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>13休息一會(huì )兒接著(zhù)哭&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>14對付敵人&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>15讓位給他&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>16睡覺(jué)也要手電筒&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>17借書(shū)&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>18先吃輪子&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>第十二章動(dòng)物搞笑一籮筐<br>1小白兔買(mǎi)面包&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>2打燈籠的蚊子&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>3螞蟻也貪玩&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>4忘交電費了&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>5沒(méi)有堵車(chē)的煩惱&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>6外語(yǔ)的重要性&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>7不讓天鵝做裁判&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>8母雞開(kāi)花&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>9還是被關(guān)在養雞場(chǎng)里&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>10大象三明治&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>11老虎抵舊賬&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>12把胡蘿卜交出來(lái)&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>13大象算賬&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>14袋鼠逛超市&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>15最勞苦的動(dòng)物&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>16鱷魚(yú)怎么了&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>第十三章家中有本笑話(huà)簿<br>1跟媽媽結婚&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>2資金凍結&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>3同情爸爸&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>4吠狗不咬人&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>5出游&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>6發(fā)信&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>7我要聽(tīng)歷史故事&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>8多一點(diǎn)&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>9離題作文&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>10幫家里吃飯&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>11誰(shuí)去開(kāi)家長(cháng)會(huì )&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>12媽媽是我的了&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>13爸爸也有大肚子&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>14兒子的埋怨&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>15誰(shuí)打破了盤(pán)子&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>16換個(gè)說(shuō)法&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>17媽媽說(shuō)的話(huà)&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>18快去叫爸爸&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>第十四章笑暈你的校園生活<br>1我教老師算數&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>2答對了&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>3什么叫懶惰&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>4最難辦的一件事&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>5區分鸚鵡和畫(huà)眉&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>6辨別章魚(yú)的手和腳&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>7駱駝的特點(diǎn)&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>8單復數妙解&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>9老K&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>10不想讓校長(cháng)知道&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>11行為不禮貌&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>12逃五毛的&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>13傾斜235度的原因&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>14文盲的害處&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>15你不能要求我回答了&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>16恰當的評語(yǔ)&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>17歷史正在重演&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>18監考老師不同&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br>19替我做件事&nbsp;/&nbsp;<br><br>參考文獻&nbsp;/&nbsp;